Humor
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NEVER SAY NEVER
‘We’ just got a puppy for Christmas. In the last two days I have bent over with a paper towel and wiped or picked up at least 12 different ‘gifts.’ According to my research, I will be doing this for the next 3 months—if I’m lucky. Now I am not particularly wild about dogs, never… Read more
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SINGIN’ SWINGIN’ SENIOR
What a thrill I had at the supermarket this morning!! As I was coming through the checkout line with a single bottle of CHEER, the cutest little teenage checker gave me a huge smile and said, “Are you a singer?” “Why, yes, I am,” I said, perfectly delighted that she may have recognized me. “Okay,… Read more
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JOIE DE JOIE
A few minutes ago, my seventeen year-old actually said these very words to me: ACT YOUR AGE!! (Yes, the very title of my last blog, which she apparently did NOT read). She was horrified to discover that I have been taking Zumba classes. When I pressed her as to exactly what she meant by her… Read more
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ACT YOUR AGE
This one’s been around awhile and I still don’t get it. Heard it a few times as a kid. Never liked hearing it though because it usually meant I was doing something wrong-—like the kid at Kroger’s yesterday. He was tossing grapes into the silver pan of the produce weighing scale from his perch in a… Read more
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BE HERE WHILE YOU’RE HERE
"You couldn’t miss her at the Southwest boarding gate. Her bright, pink, plastic raincoat just screamed, ‘Here I am!’ from the long line of dark, business suits and drab jackets. And there she was: a tiny woman with a pixie hair cut, dressed in slim jeans, a snappy pullover and sporting a very, loud pair… Read more
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THE ROAD TAKEN. . .OR NOT
Roads are like people. You just never know where they will lead. Some take you on long, wonderful journeys with splendid views. Others are just dead ends. But until you explore them, you just never know. In my youth I was determined to follow, “The Road Not Taken.” I figured Frost had the… Read more
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LOVE’S ‘LABOR’ NOT LOST
Someone I never knew died today and I am sad. A few hours ago he simply took his last breath. His children will never hear him laugh again. His wife, a friend of mine, will never see him sip his morning coffee or put on his jacket. Gone. He is just gone. This… Read more
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LATE. . . BUT GRATEFUL
So basically, let me start with all my excuses: 1. the delivery guy was late which meant I would be late picking up my kid. 2. He was delivering my kid’s desk—which was already 6 weeks late. 3. I was going out-of-town the next day and had a SLEW of details to take care… Read more
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STOP TO LISTEN
While I was sitting in my car last night waiting for my daughter to get out of play rehearsal, I noticed the security guard making his rounds. I’ve seen him before. He smiles a lot and seems to know everyone. Finally, he sat down on a bench so I got out and introduced myself. Within… Read more
AGEFULLY AGING 