When I first started driving, Granny cautioned me NOT to pick up hitchhikers. “You just never know,” she warned. I disobeyed her, but only once. That day, I was feeling pretty independent behind the wheel of my stick-shift, Chevy Nova, clunker when I saw a guy with his thumb out on the highway.
No dummy me: I checked him out top to bottom first, before I stopped. He was clean, handsome in a rough sort of way and looked very fit. Seemed harmless. So, I pulled over. He gave me a big, wide grin, and said, “Hey, Thanks for stopping. I’m just going about two miles straight down. I sure appreciate this. It’s hot out here.” Had manners, too.
As he squeezed himself into the front seat I realized that he was MUCH bigger up close. He was also staring at me, hard. So, I did what I normally do when I’m nervous: made conversation. “Your boots are really cool,” I enthused. “Thanks,” he smiled. “Where’d you get them?” I continued. “Um. I made ‘em actually,” he said. “No way!” I blathered. “Yeah. It took me a long time to do this part,” he indicated, raising his jeans to show even more detailing higher up. “I worked on ‘em while I was in prison. Actually, I just got out a few hours ago.”
The oxygen suddenly went from the car. ‘No wonder he’s so strong,’ I thought to myself, ‘It’s all those sit-ups in his cell.’ Fortunately, his stop was just ahead. “Well, here you are,” I said in a breezy, extra-loud voice, pulling over about five times faster to let him out than I had to pick him up.
That incident crossed my mind today when I picked up another hitchhiker; an elderly redhead. She was standing umbrella-less in the pouring rain. “Where are you going?” I yelled through the downpour. But she didn’t pause to answer because she was already arranging her five foot self into my front seat. As she snapped on the seat belt she turned to me and said, “Do you have any idea where Verizon is?”
During our ride, I learned that she was 85, had a daughter, moved here recently from New York and loved to read. “I was just too impatient to wait for the bus today,” she confided as I pulled up to Verizon, “so thanks for picking me up!” You’re welcome, Alma. Anytime.
Helen Hudson is the author of, “Kissing Tomatoes,” now available on Amazon.